If you’re torn between trusting a URL or a real-life human person, I implore you to listen to me. Sure the URL has undeniably clever wordplay, but it’s also a $@#%ing liar!

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Take it from a guy that literally has “right” in his name,

you’ve found the right one.

 

I’m a copywriter that stumbled into the trade, because security work was too boring and philosophy doesn’t pay.

But at least my friends tell me, I’ve got good words.

 

I'll bet ya I can put some to work for you. I also welcome words of admiration and generally well-crafted insults.

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